Sunday, January 25, 2015

Truth is Back from Winter Break

After a rest, the display has been set up at the Dayton Mall for a week.

Truth is....

...I steal stuff and sell it on e-bay for a living.

...I would rather masterbate than have sex with my wife.  I love porn.

...I have smoked pot since I was 9 years old.

...All my friends are gay.

...I use to skip school and go to a neighbor's house and have sex with him.  He would give me pot.  I never got caught.

...I get disability but I could work.

...After my mother died, I would give my dad handjobs.  We never have talked about it after I moved out.

...I have cheated on my wife 4 times.  I will never tell her.

...I can't stand the silence of being alone.

...I love sexting with women who aren't my wife.

...I travel for my company and I have a woman in most the cities I visit.  My husband doesn't know.

...I trade my food stamps for smokes.

...I don't have any friends or family.  I worry when I die what will happen to my body.

...I have been in rehab 4 times and I still have a problem with drugs.

...Worked for two years as a TV meteorologist.  My major was communications.  I hate science.

...I rip people off by charging them for repairs they didn't need.  The company encourages us to do it.

...I am 47 and I haven't saved a penny for retirement.  I am hoping I die before 65.

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