Sunday, November 2, 2014

Truth is.... Week 1 (11/2/2014)

Some results of the Truth Is Project:


The Truth Is...

...I like animals better than people.

...I hate my job and the people I work with and I hate myself for doing it.

...I still love my high school boyfriend, but I married someone else.

...The person my daughter thinks is her dad is not her dad.

...I steal stuff for kicks.  I could afford to buy it, but I don't.

...I owe $10K on a credit card my husband knows nothing about.

...My wife thinks she was my first sex, but there were two others before her.

...If my fiance makes me choose between her or my dog, I am choosing my dog.

...I tried to kill myself and I failed.

...I have been unemployed for a month and I am afraid to tell my wife.

...I really am uncomfortable around black people, they are too aggressive.

...I dropped out of college two weeks ago and I haven't told my parents yet.

...I hate my wife's cooking, and she is a rotten housekeeper.  She is great in the sack.

...I have no friends.

...My mom use to work until 6 PM and she trusted me to be alone by myself after school.  I use to bring guys home after school and give them blowjobs for money so I could buy pot.

...There is no food in my apartment and I don't have any money.

...I am 5 days from becoming homeless.

...When I was 19, I was the driver in a hit and run.  I am afraid that some day they will figure out it was me.

...I was molested by my brother when I was 6

...I haven't paid my taxes in 5 years.  My wife doesn't know.

...I like having sex with strangers.

...I don't like my kids.  I wish I had never had them.

...I owe $40,000 in gambling debt.

...I have an STD and since I found out, I haven't told any of my partners.

...I am waiting for the right guy to come along so I can leave my husband.

...I was a stripper through college to pay my own way.  No one knows.  I am always afraid I will run into someone who will recognise me.

...I had sex with my wife's sister the day before our wedding.

...I have a huge porn collection my wife knows nothing about.  If she knew she would divorce me.

...I steal money from my employer every week.

...I resent people who are rich.  They don't appreciate what they have.

...I poisoned our neighbor's dog because he kept pooping in our yard and the neighbor wouldn't do anything about it.

... My mom drives me so crazy that I have thought about ways to off her.

...I set fire to a house and watched the thing burn to the ground.  Nobody was inside.  I would do it again.

...All through school I got other people to do my work for me.  In college, I paid others to do it.  I feel like a fraud.

...I hate having sex with my wife because she has really gotten fat.

...I was glad when my parents got divorced.

...My husband doesn't know I am hooked on heroin.

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